If you give a people analyst one free evening,
- he'll build a website that tells people their LinkedIn posts suck.
- Then he'll want to talk about it, so he'll start a podcast.
- He'll need something to talk about, so he'll chart every Marvel and DC movie since 2000.
- He won't trust his own chart, so he'll build eleven AI agents to check it. And a villain to check them.
- The agents will need uniforms, so he'll start a T-shirt company.
- None of this makes money. Luckily, his mom bakes cookies. People do ask for those.
- And then he'll want another free evening.